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Homeless Duck

  Driving home together, Devaney and I dodged the normal onslaught of what ifs from the two imaginative maniac midgets riding behind us in their booster seats. “Mama, what if I found a duck and brought it home and it … Continue reading

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Telemarketers Beware

He’s five, and he loves to answer the home phone when it rings. Let me preface this by clarifying that we only have a home phone for the emergency purpose of calling out. Anyone calling in is either a friend … Continue reading

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Germs and Flies

  Smart little boy. Sitting at Subway, munching on a chicken flatbread sandwich, talking about germs. You are so funny. Looking at me as though you were the parent and I was the child: “Germs are what?” You asked “Ummm, … Continue reading

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Brand New Man

Ahahahaaahha!! Upstairs cutting my husband’s hair, uh, I mean fixing my husband’s hair after he tried to give himself a haircut…again. So stubborn this man is! Anyway, in walks D’Lo, wide-eyed as usual, asking lots of questions… “What are you … Continue reading

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Wordless Wednesday…”Happy Halloween 2012″

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