{"id":522,"date":"2010-01-22T08:08:24","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T16:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thisnest.com\/?p=522"},"modified":"2010-01-22T08:11:37","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T16:11:37","slug":"522","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Bossy Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"top\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I hear a lot of moms talking about how their kids <em>think<\/em> they run the show&#8230;&#8221;My baby thinks <em>he&#8217;s <\/em>the one in charge!&#8221;\u00a0 I have certainly uttered those words on more than one occasion over the years God has allowed me to be a parent. How many times have I seen one of these people&#8217;s children, acting a fool out in public, unresponsive to the threats (or in this day and age, the &#8220;communications&#8221; &#8211; what I like to call begging) of their parents, and thought to my self&#8230;&#8221;Oh, uh uh, hella to the no!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230;the Lord has graciously allowed me to catch a little glimpse, shall we say, a little first hand experience, of just what it means to have a child like this. Only difference is that D&#8217;Lo doesn&#8217;t <em>think<\/em> he&#8217;s the boss<em>&#8230;he is the boss<\/em>! Case in point: I was giving him a bath the other day and asked his sister (she&#8217;s almost eleven) to sit next to the tub and watch him while I went on a turd search (long story&#8230;two words\u00a0&#8211; potty training). I told her to do what ever it takes to keep him quiet since the babiest Sparrow was asleep in the next room. Although D&#8217;Lo has the tiniest build of all five of our children, he still seems to be able to muster from that small stature some of the loudest screams I have ever heard&#8230;usually when he&#8217;s not getting his way. &#8220;Keep him quiet!&#8221; I insisted of Destiny, leaving her there with a horrified-please don&#8217;t leave me-expression on her beautiful face.<\/p>\n<p>My realization that Destiny would do whatever it took to keep her tornado-of-a-little-brother happy turned my frustration (the turd search) into hysterical laughter, as I returned to the bathroom to find this scene&#8230;Destiny, in the bathtub, fully clothed, letting her two year old brother wash her hair. I couldn&#8217;t tell if she wanted to laugh or cry&#8230;but hey, at least her hair was oh-so-pretty!<\/p>\n<p>On a side note, Bossy man has officially used his authority to change the words of the beloved childhood song &#8220;Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star&#8221; to &#8220;Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Fish&#8221; and he asks (insists rather) that you all honor that change&#8230;Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear a lot of moms talking about how their kids think they run the show&#8230;&#8221;My baby thinks he&#8217;s the one in charge!&#8221;\u00a0 I have certainly uttered those words on more than one occasion over the years God has allowed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/?p=522\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":532,"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions\/532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisnest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}