Dear G.I. Joe Guy,
If it’s not too much to ask, I need you to stop invading my territory. I know you’re a soldier and all, but you and all your little buddies (including the samurai) really need to remain in your own camp. Please run your deep-sea diving drills elsewhere…you’ve clogged up the toilets one too many times! Please refrain from your chemical weapons research…it’s obviously a lot easier for you all to dive into the shampoo bottles than it is for me pull you back out! And please, for God’s sake, stop with the subterranean excavations…I am so tired of digging you guys out of my protein powder!
Seriously, enough is enough! What do I have to do? File a complaint with your General? Have a little word with your Commanding Officer? Come to think of it…those two guys are probably behind this whole operation! Yes indeed, General D’Lo and Commanding Officer Adarius…the real masterminds behind this mission. You guys are going down!