While driving my twelve year old and her BFF to a birthday party this afternoon, the two of them began sharing the story of how Kayley (the BFF) had witnessed a homeless man pooping in the bushes on the side of a road a few days prior, while she was driving with her mother. Kayley giggled uncomfortably as she recalled the details of what she had seen, and Dee Dee (my twelve going on twenty year old) giggled menacingly as she watched her friend’s discomfort.
Before I realized that I was doing my thinking out loud, I had already released the question of what he must have wiped with. I mean, he probably doesn’t carry a role of TP around with him. I went on to explain to the girls that, in the olden days, people used to wipe with leaves. Dee Dee’s eyes widened as she whipped her pretty head around to look at me…
“You used to wipe with leaves?!”
Oh, that’s nice…I guess I’ll be putting on extra wrinkle cream tonight!
Hilarious!
Wow! Sometimes kids can be such a boost to the ego, and other times… Not so much! 🙂
heyy donna i miss you so much i cant wait to see you. can you give my two boys kisses for me.
LOL, LOVE her response!